Welcome From Cindy Miller
Saturday, January 12th, 2008 - 6:14 pm by CindyM
Hi, I am Cindy Miller ; welcome to the Fairway Golf Blog, what follows are a few humorous golf quotes to start this blog the way we mean to go on.
Putting isn’t golf, greens should be treated almost the same as water hazards: you land on them, then add two strokes to your score.
- Chi Chi Rodriguez
Water creates a neurosis in golfers. The very thought of this harmless fluid robs them of their normal powers of rational thought, turns their legs to jelly, and produces a palsy of the upper limbs.
- Peter Dobereiner
On the course, what is feared is like a magnet. Water, bunkers, trees, ravines, high grass - whatever you fear turns magnetic.
- Wiffi Smith
The reason I don’t play golf is because I was a caddie when I was 13. Women never gave up a golf ball that was lost somewhere in the trees and thicket and down through the poison ivy. It was during one of these searches that I vowed to the Lord above that if I ever earned enough money I would never set foot on a course again.
- Art Buchwald
I get pissed off. I simply do not understand someone who hits a ball that lands behind a tree and can look at it and say, “Well, that’s golf”.
- Simon Hobday
The hardest shot in golf is a mashie at 90 yards from the green, where the ball has to be played against an oak tree, bounces back into a sandtrap, hits a stone, bounces on the green and then rolls into the cup. That shot is so difficult I have made it only once.
- Zeppo Marx
