Welcome From Dr Barry Lotz
Saturday, January 12th, 2008 - 6:13 pm by Dr.B
Hi, I am Barry Lotz; welcome to the Fairway Golf Blog, what follows are a few humorous golf quotes to start this blog the way we mean to go on.
The best advice I can give for playing a ball out of water is - don’t.
- Tony Lema
I’m gambling that when we get into the next life, Saint Peter will look at us and ask, ‘Golfer?’ And when we nod, he will step aside and say, ‘Go right in; you’ve suffered enough.’ One warning, if you do go in and the first thing you see is a par 3 surrounded by water, it ain’t heaven.
- Jim Murray
One thing I’ve learned over time is, if you hit a golf ball into water, it won’t float.
- Arnold Palmer
Golf balls are attracted to water as unerringly as the eye of a middle-aged man to a female bosom.
- Michael Green
A passion, an obsession, a romance, a nice acquaintanceship with trees, sand, and water.
- Bob Ryan
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