Welcome To The Fairway Golf Blog From William Wilson
Saturday, January 12th, 2008 - 6:10 pm by William
Hi, I am William Wilson; welcome to the Fairway Golf Blog, what follows are a few humorous golf quotes to start this blog the way we mean to go on.
When the ducks are walking, you know it is too windy to be playing golf.
- Dave Stockton
The difference between a sand trap and water hazard is the difference between a car crash and an airplane crash. You have a chance of recovering from a car crash.
- Bobby Jones
It won’t help to tell yourself, “Don’t hit it in the water”. Your mind will only hear “water”.
- Bob Rotella
Splosh! One of the finest sights in the world: the other man’s ball dropping in the water - preferably so that he can see it but cannot quite reach it and has therefore to leave it there, thus rendering himself so mad that he loses the next hole as well.
- Henry Longhurst
When your shot has to carry over a water hazard, you can either hit one more club or two more balls.
- Henry Beard
